Fellas, are you tired of spending the first two weeks of every February in search of the perfect Valentine’s Day gift? Candy, flowers, expensive dinners- nothing ever seems quite right. You want to show that special someone how much she really means to you, but everything on the market is so impersonal. Well, I have the perfect solution to your Valentine’s woes. This year, get her what she really wants: two karats of diamonds in the form of a DEVOUR diamond blade!
Now, I know what you’re thinking: women don’t want anything to do with power tools; my girlfriend just asked me the difference between a rotary sander and a sand blaster. That may be the case, my friend, but she’ll change her tune once you tell her that you got her a present completely covered in top-quality diamonds. And from one of the most innovative companies in the nation, no less!
I can tell you from my significant experience in this area (Brenda, you know what I’m talking about) that there are two main ways to gift a DEVOUR blade for Valentine’s Day. If you don’t think your girl will be immediately open to getting a diamond blade on February 14th, go with option one: hiding the fact that you bought her a blade for as long as humanly possible. We get it, all-American manufacturing just isn’t everybody’s idea of romance (for some reason). In that case, hype her up with all the buzzwords you can think of. Our recommendations include, “two karats of top-quality diamonds”, “made with advanced electroplating technology” and “designed by American craftsmen”. She’ll have no idea you got her a DEVOUR blade until she unwraps it. We all know women just love surprises like that!
If, on the other hand, you’re lucky enough to have a woman in your life who truly appreciates family-owned businesses, you can give upfrontness a shot. I know, I know. Honesty? In a relationship? Has that ever worked? But trust me, if you can get your girl on board with this gift choice, you know you’ve found a keeper. Tell your wife, girlfriend, or secretary (we don’t judge) that you value reliability and quality. Turn the gift into a metaphor for your relationship! What kind of woman wouldn’t love being compared to the highest-quality diamond blades on the market? Gifting a DEVOUR blade is an excellent way to explain to her what matters to you, and nothing says “dim the lights” like a deep conversation about the importance of American manufacturing in the current global economy.
Or, in the likely event that you’re alone this Valentine’s Day with nobody to love you but Jesus, just buy some blades for yourself.
